Hear ye! Hear ye! Young and old! Lend me your ears!
No, seriously, we need 340 ears to break the world record...
BE IT WEIRD, DIRTY, DUMB, or all three... I'm Telling Mom has collected some of the greatest World Records ever recorded. We scoured the worlds greatest sites - Guinness, Ripleys, RecordSetter, and others - and, honestly, hated what we found... so... ENJOY!
Beyond seeking out Darwin Awards, we even attempt a few World Records ourselves... can we do it? Are we celebrities now? Will amazon ship us gold medals, accordingly?
Not to give out any spoilers or anything... but the ultimate winner was able to pick his ceremony anthem, and one of us loved it and one of us couldn't stand it.